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THUNDERPANTS – Grint Quotes

Memorable Quotes

Alan: “Hello Patrick, How progresses the day?”

Alan: “The nearest star, Proxima Centaura, happens to be four light years away. It is debatable that this stellar body holds within its gravitational pull a planetary system of any kind, let alone one that goes by the appellation of Zorg.”

Alan: “What am I, Patrick?”

Patrick: “Alan, why do you talk in that funny way?”
Alan: “I speak with clarity and precision. The ability to use language correctly is just one of my many talents, talents that will enable me to realise my dream.”

Alan: “I will build that machine. I will win that competition. I am Alan. I am me. That is what makes me strong.”

Alan: “Fascinating. You mean, you would like me to eliminate that which has made you an outsider in the eyes of society?”

Alan: “Yes, Patrick. I will construct a machine, and before you know it, you will be in total control of your sphincter.”

Alan: “Alright, Patrick. I’m ready for you.”

Alan: “The Thunderpants will contain the emissions in the airtight rubber lining within the rigid copper exoskeleton. Now, evacuate into the holding unit. Evacuate into the holding unit. The lunchbox. There’s a button on the handle.”

Alan: “I’m a genius!”

Alan: “Your what? Gift? Oh, er, nothing could be simpler. You don’t have one.”

Alan: “With your gift, my genius and our friendship, we can never go wrong.”

Alan: “Patrick, give it a quick burn. Let’s check out the hardware.”

Alan: “Patrick?”
Patrick: “Yes, Alan?”
Alan: “You’ve got to let one go now!”